Would you believe me if I said I’m actually really shy in real life?
I heard my daughter getting bragged on by her cousins and one of them said “ why is it shaped like that” so I busted in and caught her showing her ass to her cousins…she tried to pull them shorts down but I saw tht fat ass before she could ?
Would you believe me if I said there’s more ?
My boss insisted my sister should work at our company. I told my sister I hate my boss cuz he’s always bullying me and told her not to join. She didn’t believe me and said she’d try it out for a week. Tonight was her first night, wonder how it’s going…
Would you believe me if I said my tits were bigger than my ass
"Can I show you a magic trick?", my bud asked. "Sure", I said. I couldn't believe my cock disappeared completely.
Daddy said I could use my vibrator while riding my pillow
“Smack!” Even when Lucy Wolfe wasn’t kicking her hardest, her accuracy was enough to make me break a few times 😅 She recently said on IG that ballbusting is her guilty pleasure and I believe it.
She said it would be the best cum of my life. Should I believe her?
You'd believe us if we said we where just lotioning, right?